Why fake it: Forest Gump and when harry met sally...

OK, let us address the three points mentioned in the title of this 'blog'.

Why fake it?

So, how can one 'fake' or faint (almost?) for one half hour on skin fliks? Isn't it obvious? It is all fake. So, cut out the ugly nasty games and get closer - heard of the word "intimacy"? Oh, I did not know that Vatsayana drew pictures: wasn't he a sociologist or something?

Check it out on www.m-w.com for intimacy. Maybe there is a site called intimacy.com?
You never know...

As children, we grew up on a curriculum of Caligula Caesar and Last Tango in Paris: where are the children of today headed (or heading?)

More recently, Sherwood Forests: a dash of feminism and a touch of jung
Eric fromm und Angst Vorm Fliegen

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The next item on our agenda for tonite, babies (ok, boys and girls) is: Forest Gump
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Why not? Shit happens...

Do we have to subject our kids to "oh god I am coming" scenes to put them into regular schools rather than special schools; what is wrong with special teachers who can deal with differently capable kids? Oh no! No son of mine is going to a special school; I will face (or fake) an orgasm for it...

God creates or 'delivers' imperfect models to us (Gump - for gods' sakes): if you apply the 6-sigma rule, [a hell of a lot more than] one out of a million is born with one of the following 'incurable' conditions(in alphabetical order):

-- asthma (genetic)
-- bronchitis (genetic + env)
-- cancer (see also: fraud; freud)
-- death (chiefly caused by life)
-- eating (eating house of delhi)
-- fasting (unto death; remember bobby sands and potti sriramulu)
-- haste
-- illegal sex
-- java code dysfunction
-- kaput breaks
-- lumpen elements throwing errors at your screen
-- monotony - I mean, monogamyam
-- nano cars, when pushed from begumpet to bengaluru
-- peculiar hair styles: gosh, keep that outta my hair
-- quwwalis, but of course; your are one with God. Wanna die or later?
-- rss can kill too
-- suspended disbelief (Negative Capability)
-- turpentine (more expensive than ganneru)
-- uma thurmon (killed many already)
-- volks, also known as folks: they smother you with love
-- wagons of all manner: volkswagens, wagonRs, railway wagons, station wagons,
and gypsys - if you get in the way. Bloody marys along the way, if you like...
-- xantheppe: did she kill old socrates?
-- Y am I writing still when everyone has gone...
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Ok, the third thing is simple: watch When Harry Met Sally:
Don't fake; it helps noone!

[yeah, the skinfliks will bloom...]

goodnite folks - or volks....